- Parody Title : Book Worm
- Original Song Title : Lose Yourself
- Original Artist Title : Eminem
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And read all the books you ever wanted
Until your brain got really smart
Would you go for it
Or just let it slip
Yo
Bookmark is ready
Eyes wide, fingers are hurting
I have finished 15 novels already
My eyes are steady
No virgin to page surfin'
Next book is ready
So I flip
Pictures is all I'm getting
Paul Jennings wow
He writes things about cows
He keeps writing books
Always writes something foul
Paper cut ow!
Wannabes are writing now
They like his books
And writing about owls
Books based on reality
Oh, it's Tom Clancy
Oh, it's so fancy
Oh, they're great stories
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, he's smarter than me
Yo, are they fantasies
No, they're very politically
Yo
Plus the book Congo
And the book Shadow
Oh, and there's Clive Cussler
That's fair enough for me
My eyes are hurting me
Oh, and lets take a break
Better put the book down and go excercise
You're gonna lose yourself to the story
They told me, they'd scold me
But to them I like to say so (so)
I like to read strangeland, fairyland, and the book Congo
And the T.V. guide of Cartoon Network and Showtime (yo)
You're gonna lose yourself to the story
They told me, they'd scold me
But to them I like to say so (so)
I like to read strangeland, fairyland, and the book Congo
And the T.V. guide of Cartoon Network and Showtime (yo)
(You're gonna)
My butt is aching
As I read horror stories
The one's that are very gory
Stephen King
To Michael Crichton that I started likin'
The Selby books are boring like biographies and news papers
Next time read the True Titanic stories
And the joke books that are written by a guy named Marty
Books for next month, they've already been namin'
Goosebumps: Monster Blood and Chicken, Chicken both sound pretty lamin'
And the next novel that's written buy a guy named Raymond
Star Trek I started reading for a minute
I put the book down and started to rip it
I'll move right on to a book: Werewolves where this guy's young teenage daughter
Turns into
A big hairy Werewolf
And she doesn't look any hotter
Because she's one mean lookin' mother ******
You're gonna lose yourself to the story
They told me, they'd scold me
But to them I like to say so (so)
I like to read strangeland, fairyland, and the book Cujo
And the T.V. guide of Cartoon Network and Showtime (yo)
You're gonna lose yourself to the story
They told me, they'd scold me
But to them I like to say so (so)
I like to read strangeland, fairyland, and the book Cujo
And the T.V. guide of Cartoon Network and Showtime (yo)
(You're gonna)
Never missed any episodes of Animorphs
I have read Chronicles and Megamorphs
But I only read one love story one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause my friend Dean now thinks I'm gay
Oh, and Narnia I read maybe a half hour
After that, I'll go read the Two Towers
I wanna write my very own novels
Might as well give up and bury them with a shovel
Like to tie up those book novel makers
Sticky tape their eyes open and pour salt on them with salt shakers
I have read one science fiction novel
And I have read one or two or three above all the Quest Of Deltora
And there's Inca Gold and Flood Tide, plus there's The Sea Hunters
Millions of novels in print, hey there's Dirk Pitt on a
Special novel called Raise The Titanic
Wanna read T.V. Week, 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know what's happening on Neighbours this week
Reading books about Spot
The dog that has only one dot
I was planning on going to see a movie
I forgot
I love books with or without a plot
I'll read 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to smart
I'm gonna spend my life reading novels a lot
You're gonna lose yourself to the story
They told me, they'd scold me
But to them I like to say so (so)
I like to read strangeland, fairyland, and the book Congo
And the T.V. guide of Cartoon Network and Showtime (yo)
You're gonna lose yourself to the story
They told me, they'd scold me
But to them I like to say so (so)
I like to read strangeland, fairyland, and the book Cujo
And the T.V. guide of Cartoon Network and Showtime (yo)
(You're gonna)
You can read anything you want to, man
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