"Taste Testing Contest" by Tomas Keable

Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
It is my pleasure to introduce to you all
The finest, the nicest, the greatest
The suavest, the very best of them all The nicest food you'll ever taste
In this contest so come on down

These guys are pros
(Pros)
Taking over the show
(Show)
Eating mangos
(Gos)
(They're good at guessing that it is quiche)
'Cause they will eat, eat
(We'll make them eat potato chips)
(What's this)

Pizza is made out of dough
As soon as I step on the stage
Commentators said ready set go
Pizza pantry is running low
Volunteers were really poor and
Havin' to sleep on the floor
And time was running out now
And I wanted more and more
Eating meat that's raw
I had to look up and see the score
These are the foods that you can buy
In the store
It's banana baby
I think it's Tiny Teddy's
Then I'm eating swiss cheese
Or maybe it is the cheese Bega

My name is Tom, bro
(Bro)
Taking over the show
(Show)
Eating mangos
(Gos)
(He's good at guessing that it is quiche)
'Cause I will eat, eat
(We'll make him eat potato chips)
(What's this)

I'm Sarah
I bet you won't forget my name
I'll probably maybe
Gonna eat Nutri-Grain
My family does the same
It's full of carbohydrates
Even when I'm eating
It will give you energy

You snooze
You looze
You wear weird shoes
You drink
More booze
Sarah you do
Drinking Milo
Will help you grow
You'll have control
'Cauze your not welcomed

My name is Cassie
(See)
Can't you see me?
(Me)
Eating Cc's
(C)
(She's good at guessing that it is quiche)
'Cause I will eat, eat
(We'll make her eat potato chips)
(What's this)

Hey yo, I need a pet rock
I like foods that are from the fridge
Look I'm one big fat man
Look I'm bigger than the average
'Cause I am the best at it
It took me ten years of eating
And now I wasted more money and
A waste of time
I eat on a daily basis
I take up lots of places
I crushed so many bricks
I tie my shoes up with so many laces
'Cause they see my toe and they trip
I haven't seen my whip
For three years I wanna know if the girls can
See it, OH!

What's, what's, what's this

This is the D.E.A.N.
You didn't think I was gonna catch up
Tellin' you people that this is a different
Kind of flavour
I am the fastest eater here
Sometimes I really like to eat paper
I like to eat paper in my own spare time
And that is my true nature

Our names are Kurt and Dean
(Dean)
We like jelly beans
(Beans)
Kurt's the fattest guy I've seen
(Seen)
(They're good at guessing that it is quiche)
'Cause we will eat, eat
(We'll make them eat potato chips)
(What's this)

These guys are pros
(Pros)
Taking over the show
(Show)
Eating mangos
(Gos)
(They're good at guessing that it is quiche)
'Cause they will eat, eat
(We'll make them eat potato chips)
(What's this)

Uh Huh
Uh Huh
Uh Huh

Uh Huh
Uh Huh
Uh Huh

What's, what's this



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