"Enjoy The Presents" by Sarah Roberts

His bag of presents
Breaks the silence
He comes crashing in
Into my living room
A painful chimney
Scrapes his right knee
He finds it hard to stand
Said a little girl
All he ever wanted
All he ever needed
Is some thanks for his charms
Milk and cookies are unnecessary
They've done him some harm

Santa has spoken
"My leg is broken!"
His muscles are tense
This isn't trivial
The paramedics came
To ease his pain
Christmas was meaningless
And forgettable
All he ever wanted
All he ever needed
Was some thanks for his charms
His philanthropy was unnecessary
It only gave him harm

Enjoy the presents



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