- Parody Title : Downtown, Part 2
- Original Song Title : Downtown
- Original Artist Title : Petula Clark
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(Intro)
If you're on coke
And your brain is a joke
You can always go
Downtown
Your nose gets quite runny
and that snot ain't so funny
'Cause you need some blow
Downtown
Now listen to the gun shots of the dealers
in the city
Blood stains on the sidewalks where some junkie tried to get witty
You'll always lose
Their drugs are much cheaper there
You can forget all those troubles, forget all those cares
And go
Downtown
Drugs will be near when you're
Downtown
No finer place for sure
Downtown
Everything's waiting for you
When you hang 'round
And all those dealers surround you
With all of that blow
Downtown
Maybe they know some little places to go
Where you can get the snow
Downtown
Just listen to the engine of that dealers new Range Rover
He'll be selling to you too before the night is over
Happy again
Their drugs are much cheaper there
You can forget all those troubles, forget all those cares
And go
Downtown
Where all the drugs are found
Downtown
Hopin' you'll come back 'round
Downtown
You're gonna hear their sound now
(break)
Downtown
Downtown
And you might find somebody there to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a little blow too
They'll come along
So maybe they'll see you there
You can forget all those troubles, forget all those cares
And go
Downtown
Drugs will be near when you're
Downtown
Don't wait a minute more
Downtown
Everything's waiting for you
Downtown
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