"Lost In Saskatchewan (Whats That Page Again)" by M.L. Haehn

I took a drive, it was a Friday night
I got lost in the South Dakota night
I started heading north, and crossed the border
And now I'm in Kipling

And that's about the time the car died on me
Because I ran out of battery
And now I'm stuck out here, In old Saskatchewan
Why does this happen to me
My friends say I should find the Atlas page
Whats that page again?
Whats that page again?

Then later on, trying to find home
I called my mom on a pay phone
I dialed the number
And the response
Turned out to be
The Stupid old Soviet KGB
Selling confidential secrets to me
And what should I do right beepin now
Stuck in north Saskatchewan
My friends say I should find the Atlas page
Whats that page again?
Whats that page again?

And thats about the time I met the girl of my dreams
Her name was Arwen, like that chick from Lord of the Rings
And I still can't find the page
And were still in north Saskatchewan
My friends say I should find the page
Whats that page again?
Whats that page again?

And then I took a turn at Uranium City
And made it back to Kipling
My friends, Arwen, and I
Heading back to Rapid City
And I'm never going to find that page
Whats that page again?
Whats that page again?



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