"You Deserve A Break Today" by Steve Edwards

Catsup, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes
Pickles, onion, French fried potatoes
A hot fudge sundae, I have one every Monday
(McDonald's)

Everywhere you go
There's a place called Mickey D's
That's where I want to go
To get a cheap greasy meal

Burgers on the grill
Soft drink with the value meal
I'll be falling in love
With a filet of fish with cheese
Down at Mickey D's

Catsup, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes
Pickles, onion, French fried potatoes
A hot fudge sundae, baby why don't we go

(Ooh I wanna take you) down to Mickey D's
For a Big Mac I'll get down on my knees
Let's eat our lunch there please
Way down at Mickey D's

I go, each week, that golden arch mystique

They'll hire eight you see
If five show they'll be lucky
By and by they'll apply and only work a day or three

Dinner shift begins
Manager has to work again
That weary look in her eye
Suggests she'll burn the French fries
Way down at Mickey D's

Catsup, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes
Pickles, onion, French fried potatoes
A hot fudge sundae, baby why don't we go

(Ooh I wanna take you) down to Mickey D's
For a Big Mac I'll get down on my knees
Let's eat our lunch there please
Way down to Mickey D's

Drive thru lane, the wait is such a pain
Everybody sees
On each corner there's a Mickey D's
For a meal that will be
an assist to your obesity
Go down to Mickey D's

Catsup, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes
Pickles, onion, French fried potatoes
A hot fudge sundae, baby why don't we go

(Ooh I wanna take you) down to Mickey D's
For a Big Mac I'll get down on my knees
Let's eat our lunch there please
Way down to Mickey D's

Catsup, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes
Pickles, onion, French fried potatoes
A hot fudge sundae, baby why don't we go

(Ooh I wanna take you) down to Mickey D's
For a Big Mac I'll get down on my knees
Let's eat our lunch there please
Way down to Mickey D's



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