"Shadowrun : Johnson Coming" by Star
- Parody Title : Shadowrun : Johnson Coming
- Original Song Title : Black Suit's Coming
- Original Artist Title : Will Smith
Come-come on
Come on, come-come on-on
(Aztechnology)
{The Johnson's comin'}
{The Johnson's comin'}
I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
I am the man in black
I'll crack breakin' the back of the ones who attack me
I pay your sack, I'll sign
Later up, my cash is fadin' up
First you stop SaderKrupp from tryin' invadin' up
Crazy char', you're like a lazy ma
When I look into your face I see gaze y'all
You may've thought you had won, I admit it's been long
But now I am back, you know me, I'm your old Mr. John
The con shoes, con SIN, no sues
A black tie with a strange attitude
I think this run'll be stunning, man
So I won't pay just six hundred, man
Don't you understand, 'cause you thought I wouldn't come again
And you hoped that I would never see the sun again
But now I'm back and I will send you on a run again
So agree now or nobody's goin' to hire you scum again
Nod ya head {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you nod ya head like this {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head) like this {The Johnson's comin')
So I say you nod ya head, or break ya back, come on
(Nod ya head) {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head) like this {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you nod ya head like this {The Johnson's comin'}
(Nod ya head...head...head...)
Right now, yo
Love this kick right
Lofwyr is makin' me sick, right
And he's got a rigger shooting me out from the night
So I've got to hire you to be switching out his light
A real superdragon, uniting force and might
Finish whatever you've started, chum
Y'are the best ******' dragon shooters straight out from the Barren's slum
So shoot him and make him cry out right for his mum
'Cause you know if I want I can turn you out for bum
Uh, wanna crawl to me, tryin' to crawl to me
Uh-uh, what-what
Yo {Johnson's comin'}
What-what
Let me see ya just, come on
Just come on and nod ya head like this {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you nod ya head {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you nod ya head like this {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head, Aztechnology)
Let me see you nod ya head {The Johnson's comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head), come on, come on
Let me see you (Nod ya head) like this {The black suits comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head...head...head...)
Make it, make it
Yo., Now go, erase my foe
Chase him through the town and break straight through his row
I.m above the law, cops can't touch me y'all
What I want I can, got a S.I.N.
So remember, this meeting's never passed
If you try to trick me, you're of your tribe the last Boom!
One little flashbang, goodnight dear
So open your eyes, chummer, see what's real, thank you
Mission completed? I've seen it, I won't be defeated
You've seen it, you did it, and even without weapons cheated
Cyberware implanter, don't act like you don't remember
You're just contenders and you know I'm just a con pretender
Shamans and cybersams, orks and trolls
Don't try to recognize, I'm the one who calls
When the empty cred is near, Mr J. is here
So drink your beer
Just let me see you nod ya head {The Johnson's comin'}
Come on nod ya head like this {The Johnsons comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head) like this {The black suits comin'}
Let me see you (Nod ya head, Aztechnology)
(Nod ya head) Woo (Aztechnology)
(Nod ya head) Uh {The Johnson's comin'}
(Nod ya head) Yo (Aztechnology)
Yo, yo (Nod ya head...head...head...)
If you wanna cash then say (Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna trash then say (Hey, oh)
If you wanna mash then say (Hey, oh)
Come on, if you wanna lash then say (Hey, oh)
Yo, if you wanna cash then say (Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna bash then say (Hey, oh)
If you wanna crash then say (Hey, oh)
Tell me if you slash then say (Hey, oh), huh
(Nod ya head...head...head...)
A LITTLE SHADOWRUN DICTIONARY:
(Shadowrun is a trademark of FASA Fantasy Coorporation)
Shadowrun is a RPG in the year 2060. Magic is awakened again, Orks and Trolls are living aside humans. On the other
side, technology has run through a great evolution, so that it is possible to replace parts of your body by cyberware,
bionic machines that can have got guns implanted, a raised strengh - or a cocktail mixer for the Snob in the sixth
world. The gouvernments has been replaced by big concerns that fight eath other - by every possibility. One of these
possibilities are shadowrunner, mercenaries, living aside the shadows thrown by the coorporation buildings, running in
the shadows... Ruling them ordying in them.
- Lone Star - The "police" in the year 2060. One of some security services, but this one is told to follow the cliché of the typical cop - fat, munching donuts and drinking coffee and shooting dumbly on everything that moves
- Smartgun - Kind of Cyberware that allows you to aim more exactly with guns; often used in security services.
- Ruger Thunderbolt - Official gun of every Lone Star-cop
- Soykaf - Kind of cheap coffee, made by soya, grain-soup and lots of chemicals
- Aztechnology - One of the big concerns. I mean the REAL big ones
- Johnson - Nickname for a typical coorporation man who hires shadowrunner
- Con - Short for concern
- Saeder Krupp - Another of the big cons, lead by the dragon Lofwyr
- SIN - System Identification Number. Kind of passport, there are different ones. The con SINs are the best, most shadowrunner and ganger have none (that means they officially don't exist - needn't to be a handicap...)
- Run - A job for Shadowrunner (typically bodyguarding, hacking, stealing, kidnapping, sometimes murder...)
- Lofwyr - A great dragon and the boss of Saeder Krupp. Tough guy
- Rigger - Driver that drives his or her vehicle by a datajack, that means by his thoughts. They act much quicker and more exactly than normal drivers, and some even control vehicle guns
- Barren's - Slum quarter in Seattle 2060
- Flashbang - Powerful Grenade
- Shamans - Magicians
- Cybersams - Samurais that are much boosted by cyberware
- Mr. J - Johnson
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