"Livin' On A Quarter" by CrazyCassie

Once upon a time
I don't care how long ago

Tommy went out for a walk
Turned down an alleyway
A mugger kicked his butt... so bad, so bad
The mugger broke Tommy's leg
Took his credit card, hacked into his pay
Oh noo... ohhh nooo

Now he's gotta hold on to what he hasn't spent
All he's got left
Is just 25 cents
He's got his wife Gina and that's enough
For love, we'll give it some thought

Whooah, we're goin' nowhere
Woah-ohh! Livin' on a quarter
Keep it around and don't spend it on a gumball
Whoah-ohh! Livin' on a quarter

Tommy's got his leg in a cast
Gina tried to ditch him
Quarter in her hand oh noo, [guitar] oh noo
Tommy made her come back home
When she tried to fight back
Dropped the quarter, dowwn, the drain

So he tried to hold on to what he hadn't spent
All he had left
Was just 25 cents
He got back Gina, and that's enough
For love - we blew our last shot

Whooah, we're goin' nowhere
Woah-ohh! Livin' on a quarter
Keep it around and don't spend it on a gumball
Whoah-ohh! Livin' on a quarter

We got our hands stuck, down the drain thanx a lot
You go for the quarter when it's all that you got

Whooah, we're goin' nowhere
Woah-ohh! Livin' on a quarter
Keep it around and don't spend it on a gumball
Whoah-ohh! Livin' on a quarter



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