"He Had To Score" by H. Terry Parish

(Intro)

Was guy by the name of Jed
Couldn't even get a dog in bed
Could never score
He was a bore
His years alone
Just made him moan
Both fists were sore

Well tonight it wouldn't be the same
He'd score with a girl or go insane
He had to score
No fists no more
Alone alot
But tonight he's not
Walked out the door

Walked in a place that cold dark night
He had a feelin' this bar was oh so right
He plopped it down
Then looked around
He bought a beer
Karaoke here
Man what a sound

Was a girl about half his age
Just a singin' up there on that stage
Had long red hair
And what a pair
His feelings begun
Made his engine run
That girl up there

(Instrumental break)

When she finished it was his chance
He'd sing a song to make 'em dance
The bar grew still
Then came a shrill
Girls began to dance
With tight tight pants
Man what a thrill

That girl with all the long red hair
Stood in front of him and began to stare
He took her home
They were alone
Tonight's the night
That he just might
Get to use his bone

(Break)

Said baby you're what I seek
Before we do you need a peek
Pull up her dress
Man what a mess
Said the name is Sam
This is what I am
Most guys never guess



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