"Almost Got Laid" by H. Terry Parish

(Intro)

Almost got laid
Was in the eighth grade
With our live-in maid
Man she was hot

Gave me the chance
For teenage romance
That girl was from France
Now here's the plot

My folks went out for the night
Left us all alone
That made everything just right
I let out a groan

She took my hand
Let straight to her bed
Man was my face red
When she stripped and said

Well what are you waiting for
Come here Moi Cherie
I knew I was gonna score
By what I could see

Heard the door bell
Man this could be hell
We sprang from the sack
Damn my folks came back

I didn't get any



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