- Parody Title : I'm So Hungry
- Original Song Title : One Week
- Original Artist Title : Barenaked Ladies
It's been one week since I had a bite
Of chocolate caramel nougat peanut delight
5 days since I sank my teeth
Into a Hershey's, Butterfinger, Snickers, or Heath
It's been 3 days since the cooked catfish
I realized it wasn't cooked, but it was a good dish
Yesterday, I ran out of food
But it'll still be two days till I go to Safeway
Hold it now, I dropped my sandwich
Now it needs a stitch
Right across all of the pickles and tomatoes
I bring the fish to the dish
And oh yes, it is so delish
And I like Alpha-Bits
But I always end up eating the "O"s
Big like Farley because of my body
Like Pavarotti
Because I'm all about eating
Tony Little's got the machines
I try to eat greens, but then the lettuce always busts through
Gonna take a break and eat a cake
And a banana chocolate shake
I like strawberry, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see my toes, 'cause then you'll know
My big fat gut is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous
You're gonna need a tazer
How can I help it if I'm such an eat-a-holic
And that I have a license to be a choco-holic
I'm the kind of guy who eats before lunchtime
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to keep french fries inside my shoes
I have a history of being a glutton
It's been one week since I had a few
Filet o' fishes with Starr Jones from The View
5 days since I tried to get
A couple of scrambled eggs in a jumbo jet
It's been 3 days since I had to sit
Backstage waiting for food at a concert from Lit
Yesterday, I ran out of food
And now I sit back and wait for the pizza guy to get here
All I have now is some chinese chicken
And as I eat it the clock keeps tickin'
I'm watchin Dogma with no lights on
Affleck & Damon
Jay & Silent Bob are in this one
Like tape, I'm getting elastic
Like the 4, I'm fantastic
You can bet that I'm guaranteed to eat a pie
Like that weird "BAM!" guy, I make mad food
OK, I don't make food
Usually get my friend across the street to do it
Gonna get a set of better friends
Gonna find the kind that cooks to no end
Just so my stomach isn't always flying off the backswing
Gonna get in twine with better dining
'Cause the pizza's got the
BOOM weird mushrooms, that make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I'm such an eat-a-holic
And that I have a license to be a choco-holic
I'm the kind of guy who eats before lunchtime
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to keep french fries inside my shoes
I have a history of being a glutton
It's been one week since I had a chance
To eat a sloppy joe, got all over my pants
5 days since I ate a big
Chocolate chip cookie Blizzard at a Tool gig
3 days since the Burger King
After that, I'd be called "Big Fat" in the ring
Yesterday, I looked in the mirror, and all I saw was my enormous stomach
And all I saw was my enormous stomach
And all I saw was my enormous stomach
I eat at Wendy's
The home of the Biggie
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