"Dare To Be Cupid" by Kathy Loyd

Pick up that arrow and listen to me
And prepare for St. Valentine's Day
It's just about the middle of February
But you're not getting any pay
You better throw some eggs at that dumb rabbit
Yeah now, just go and sit on that groundhog's hole
You better wear some lime before it's time
And kick that leprachaun into a pole

You better make all the love that you can
When Santa Claus is not around
Christmas, Easter & St. Patrick's Day should all be banned
Shoot one with no love
Make some love from some hate
Make a glittered valentine
What can you do?
Dare to be Cupid

Make a few more couples
Leave nobody single
Get their mojo working now
They don't know how
You can dare to be Cupid

You can kiss them on the cheek
You can kiss them on the lips
You can give the hate a touche or you go down with the ship
Dare to be Cupid

Come on and dare to be Cupid
It's so easy to do
We're all waiting for you
Let's go!

It's time to make a lover out of roadkill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over break-ups
Or at least don't cry over here
In a park, in a restaurant or Oyster Bay
You can even make them lovers in a Chevrolet
Just make sure that the hate doesn't drag you away
It's okay, you can dare to be Cupid

You know it's the best holiday
Where you love everybody else
Including Mandy, Stephanie, Marie, Stacy & 'Chels
Dare to be Cupid

Yes, why don't you dare to be Cupid
It's so easy, so easy to do
We're all waiting for you
You can shoot it at their head
Or you can shoot it in their mouth
Tell 'em that love can be their friend

Make sure that the guy doesn't leave her
She tells him that she's not cheating, he doesn't believe her
Human race: up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be Cupid
Dare to be Cupid

What did I say? (Dare to be Cupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be Cupid)
It's just fine (Dare to be Cupid)
You can be Cupid all the time! (Dare to be Cupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be Cupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be Cupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be Cupid)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to be Cupid)
Let's go!
Dare to be Cupid (Dare to be Cupid)
Dare to be Cupid (Dare to be Cupid)
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