"It's Hard To Poop" by Ryan Garza

Parody Title : It's Hard To Poop
Original Song Title : It's All For You
Original Artist Title : Sister Hazel

Finally, I pooped it out
But it took a long, long time
Now I'm concerned about
Pausing between bites

There's been times
I blow my fuse
Pushin' hard
It can leave a bruise
Lucky to fart and walk away

Hard to say what it is I use for food
I admit I swallow things unchewed
I need to stop whole candies and fruits
From coming through digestive tubes

I thought I'd flushed it all
'Cause it'd been a long, long time
My body had another round
Of excess gas and fries

There's been times
I blow my fuse
Pushin' hard
It can leave a bruise
Lucky to fart and walk away

Hard to say what it is I use for food
I admit I swallow things unchewed
I need to stop whole candies and fruits
From coming through digestive tubes

I can't calm down
Veins pop in my forehead
Pain without a doubt
Tears come out o' my eyes

Finally, I pooped it out
But it took a long, long time
Oh, now I'm concerned about
Pausing between bites

There's been times
I blow my fuse
Pushin' hard
It can leave a bruise
Lucky to fart and walk away

Hard to say what it is I use for food
I admit I swallow things unchewed
I need to stop whole candies and fruits
From coming through digestive tubes

Hard to say what it is I use for food
I admit I swallow things unchewed
I need to stop whole candies and fruits
From coming through digestive tubes

Oh hard to say
Oh hard to say
It's hard to poop

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