"Cow Rat" by Ryan Garza

Well I'm packin' up my fangs 'cause I've been sold out west
Where they'll send me out in pieces after they cut me to bits
I wanna live in the hills, eat stuff like lint
Find an old board box and use it as a tent

I wanna take farmers and make 'em eat hay blocks
And take a whole lot of Scotch, wrap them up and watch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin', "Chillin' The Most"
And rock like that up and down the coast

I can't see the sun, can't sleep under the stars
I just wanna be tossed back out of bars
Keep me 'till ya wanna, I'm gonna roam
Tell an old time friend im comin back home

Start a chicken fast food service that don't sell steak
And set up restaurants all over the state
Cow talkin' I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headin' out west

Because i wanna be a cow rat, baby (I give milk and I have rabies)
Cow rat, baby (My cow side's gotta go doo doo)
I wanna be a cow rat, baby (Runnin' at night 'cause I sleep all day)
Cow rat, baby (I can smell another rat a mile away)

I bet you hear my bell a-ringin' when my load rolls in
It goes *** like chimes in the wind
It is true it's goin' through, it's goin' out of my mind
I once was lost but I'm gonna be fine

Maybe trees and weeds don't got any rights
Get a map to my home 'cause I got mine
If the time is right, then I'm freein' my men, boy
And cattle runn-a-right out

Thats why they call me a cow rat, baby (I give milk and I have rabies)
Cow rat, baby (My cow side's gotta go doo doo)
I wanna be a cow rat, baby (Runnin' at night cause I sleep all day)
Cow rat, baby (I can smell another rat a mile away)

Yeah, cow rat - you can call me rat
Enjoy a sunset rainin with a bottled cat
See, ya send me on my back, right down on my back
I say, "Yeah it is right in your face

Your fins aint swingin' nor singin' LaVoon
Call me boss, I'm the hoss with the boss on my horn
Let go of the sheriff 'cause they do right
I'm payin' the town pass and pay it off with milk - white

Hey heya, greetin' like I'm an Asian
Got Detriot dollars so I'm a Detroit playa
Laugh like a coyote, walk like 10 miles
They called us the lead the best they cant make us

Why they wanna pick on me
Lock me up and throw away my key
I ain't no cheat, I'm just a regular cow rat
I'm not straight like a champion

I'm straight out the trailor
Bought like a mailor
Trip into this mix
My only words are winnin' somebody

It's about to be six
And I'll be on that roaster
But keep that truck
Until I fall in the toaster

Cow rat (I give milk and I have rabies)
Cow rat (Spend all my time at Hollywood or Blockbuster)
Cow rat (Runnin' at night cause I sleep all day)
Cow rat (I can smell another rat a mile away)

Cow rat (I give milk and I have rabies)
Cow rat (I give milk and i have rabies)
Cow rat

We're still survivin'



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