- Parody Title : The DBZ Saga Begins
- Original Song Title : American Pie (also inspired by The Saga Begins)
- Original Artist Title : Don McClean ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy called the Milky Way
The Earth was under an attack
And I thought that me and Goku Son
Could talk the evil Raditz in
To maybe cutting us a little slack
But his response
It didn't thrill us
He took Gohan and tried to kill us
He escaped from that fight
We were an uneasy alliance
And when we tried to win that war
I had to charge up my attack
Goku ended up in peril
When we saw the power of
This boy
Oh, my, my, this here Gohan guy
Maybe greater someday later but he's just a small fry
An' he ain't no wimp like Yajirobe, the stupid guy
He's gonna go help the good guys
He's gonna go help the good guys
Did you know this little kid
Is no more than four
That's my best bid
But he has great power
I saw
From what I heard he hits his books
Though he's just four
And the work is mean
Chi-Chi will maybe let him
Off the hook someday
Well I know how far his courage goes
And I've heard how much he really knows
We were out of luck it's true
So we crossed a finger or two
He was doing good
What little he did
As soon as Raditz
Started hurting his dad
Too bad he couldn't win first place
But he was still
Our boy
We started singing
My, my, this here Gohan guy
Maybe greater someday later but he's just a small fry
An' he ain't no wimp like Yajirobe, the stupid guy
He's gonna go help the good guys
He's gonna go help the good guys
Gohan powered up
For an attack
Because Raditz had just crossed his line
I saw just how good
Gohan could be
Raditz was hurting Goku
And Gohan heard
And his energy went
Right off the scale
I thought then
Save the world
Goku and I
Were impressed of course
Could this little kid
Save all our lives?
But then Raditz
Threatened the kid
Sticking around Goku forbid
But Gohan wanted to help his dad
And Goku said, "Now listen here
Pay attention with both your ears
He's going to hurt you"
He started singing
My, my, this here Gohan guy
Maybe greater someday later but he's just a small fry
An' he ain't no wimp like Yajirobe, the stupid guy
He's gonna go help the good guys
He's gonna go help the good guys
Gohan didn't listen to Goku
And Raditz knocked him out
I would've liked to see his power stay
We strived to win that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
It was clear that
Gohan.s power saved the day
It was near the end
And nobody had died
Except for a farmer who
Raditz fried
He wasn't close to croakin
But his scouter
It was broken
And the Saiyan I admire most
Saved the world
And now he's toast
While I'm still here
And he's a ghost
I guess
I'll train
This boy
Oh my, my, this here Gohan guy
Maybe greater someday later but he's just a small fry
An' he ain't no wimp like Yajirobe, the stupid guy
He's gonna go help the good guys
He's gonna go help the good guys
I was singing
My, my, this here Gohan guy
Maybe greater someday later but he's just a small fry
An' he ain't no wimp like Yajirobe, the stupid guy
He's gonna go help the good guys
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