- Parody Title : Last Creme Torte
- Original Song Title : Last Resort
- Original Artist Title : Papa Roach
Cut my cake into pieces
This is my last creme torte
Substitutions
Or no eating
You don't care if I eat some fudge, while reading
This is my last creme torte
Cut my cake into pieces
Can't reach my last creme torte
Substitutions
Or no eating
You don't care if I eat some fudge, while reading
Do you even care if I'm eating?
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took you out tonight
Chances are that I might
Dinner bills outta side
And I contemplating ordering no sides
Cuz I'm losing my bite
Losing my mind
Wish that I hadn't gone and dined
Losing my bite
Losing my mind
Wish that I hadn't gone and dined
I never realized the butter was spread so thin
I realized too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding like Kate Moss
And eating some then
See the next dish, where do I begin?
It all started when I ate too much butter
No room in myself
Now no room for another
Searching to find cake up on a higher level
Finding nothing but hostess and devils
Cuz I'm losing my bite
Losing my mind
Wish that I hadn't gone and dined
Losing my bite
Losing my mind
Wish that I hadn't gone and dined
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
I'm out of money!
I'm bro-oke!
I'm bro-oke!
I'm bro-oke!
I'm broke!
I...can't...go...on...eating this way!
Cut my cake into pieces
This is my last creme torte
Substitutions
Or no eating
You don't care if I eat some fudge, while reading
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took you out tonight
Chances are that I might
Dinner Bills outta side
And I contemplating ordering no sides
Cuz I'm losing my bite
Losing my mind
Wish that I hadn't gone and dined
Losing my bite
Losing my mind
Wish that I hadn't gone and dined
No more tonight!
No thanks, I'm fine
I'm running out of money!
I can't go on eating this way
Can't go on
Eating this way
No thanks, I'm fine!
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