"Totally Addicted to Chips" by Desolator

I got two pale hands holding on to a food bowl
It contains some chips I wanna swallow whole
They go down my mouth, go down to my stomach
All I do is eat them while in my hammock

I'm going down to Idaho
Then I'm gonna steal every potato
That is where the spuds grow
Now I am desparate for a dorito

Munching from the packet I am starving like mad
I am hungry, I want those salt and vinegar chips so bad
I know you can tell just by looking at my lips
A word about my weakness

I'm totally addicted to chips!
Wow woah ho!
Totally addicted to chips!
Wow woah ho!
Wow woah ho!

For some chips my stomach will gruel
Chips are my only source of fuel
If I don't have them, I go insane
It's like the craving has hijacked my brain

I'm eating what I can find
I sure know that some corn chips really would blow my mind
Labelling a packet with my name, I must define
And say, "Hands off these chips because they're all mine!"

Sitting at the park bench, I'm munching some fries
My stomach is where a potato chip's destiny lies
Surrounded by so many and they're staring at my lips
They're picking up my problem

Totally addicted to chips!
Wow woah ho!
Totally addicted to chips!
Wow woah ho!

The chips taste good with tomato paste!
Wow woah ho!
The chips taste good with tomato paste!
I'll eat them all with haste!

Just when I'm about to get another packet
Outside the window I can hear a loud racket
I see that chips are now popular among the crowd
But do they really have to chew so loud?

Down at the shop below
Everyone is eating a dorito
Salt smell drifts in the air
They too crave for the feast over there

Chips seem to be the staple diet of our species
The hunger of humanity for some CC's
Everyone I know has a lot of salt on their lips
I'm gonna be so hungry, everyone's addicted to chips!

Wow woah ho!

Everyone's addicted to chips!
Wow woah ho!
The chips taste good with tomato paste!
The chip taste!
The chips taste good with tomato paste!
I'll eat them all with haste!
The chips taste good with tomato paste!
The chip taste!
The chips taste good with tomato paste!
I'll eat them all with haste



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