"The Endless Saga" by Richard Kos

Her name was Leia
She was a princess
She had really funny hair
But Leia never seemed to care

Then she was captured
I had to save her
And than Darth Vader went too far
I had to blow up his death star

And then he flew away
Yes, we won that day
And we partied, party-hardy
But then came part two

Go to Dagobah
Said Ben Kenobi
It's some planet
South of Correlia
Go to Dagobah, Dagobah-la-la
Though light-sabre sessions were never my passion
I'll find Dagobah to learn the force

His name was Yoda
He was my master
With greenish wrinkles everywhere
And a little bit of grey hair

He used the force and
Made some stones float
And while he tried to teach me too
I always looked just like a fool

I guess I was too dumb
There in that smelly swamp
But I was young and had my master
Who could ask for more?

At Dagobah, Dagobah-la-la
It's some planet south of Correlia
At Dagobah, Dagobah-la-la
Light-sabre sessions were never my passion
But at Dagobah, I used the force

His name is Solo
He was a smuggler
But now he isn't anymore
Now he helps me settle scores

And than he'll marry
My sister Leia
Still with that really funny hair
But Han Solo doesn't care

We saved the galaxy
I guess this was part three
But there'll be prequels maybe sequels
So this will be part six

Of the saga
The endless saga
I forgot to mention Chewbacca

It's the saga, the endless saga
They sold lots of stuff but still they can't get enough
Of the saga that never ends
Please let it end



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