"It Was Tasty" by Marc Alperin

Well you know my wife makes cookies
To have after dinner
Picture is, I ate them all
Man, I'm such a sinner

How could I forget how
Mad she gets at me
All this time she was standing there
Watching me in gluttony

(Well, you know this is pretty hard
I've never done this thing myself
I know you think I'm such a card
But I have just one thing to say to you)

(It wasn't me)
Yeah, I pretty much know that

(Still wasn't me)
I know, I confess

(But it wasn't me)
No duh

(Could'nt've been me)
Dude I need YOUR HELP!

Well you know my wife makes cookies
To have after dinner
Picture is, I ate them all
Man, I'm such a sinner

How could I forget how
Mad she gets at me
All this time she was standing there
Watching me in gluttony

(Well, I don't have any thing to say
This is really hard
MY wife doesn't make cookies everyday
But there's still one thing to say to you)

(It wasn't me)
Stop it or I'll kill you

(Still wasn't me)
Well, I gave you fair warning

(Put down the knife)
Now I'm gonna kill you

(Oh please, don...)

Well you know, I killed my friend
Cause he was bothering me
And I'm not gonna get in trouble
'Cause I'm a celebrity

So they're not gonna throw
A guy like me in jail
So that means that I never
Need to bail



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