"Now I'm A Clothes Cleaner" by Kevin M (With Marc Alperin)

Parody Title : Now I'm A Clothes Cleaner
Original Song Title : I'm A Believer
Original Artist Title : Smashmouth (originally written by Neil Diamond for The Monkees)

I thought clean clothes was only true on Martha Stewart
Meant for dry cleaners but not for me

Ohh, dirt was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Dirt and stains
Haunted all my jeans

Then I saw her bleach
Now I'm a clothes cleaner
Not a trace
Of dirt on my clothes

I'm sterile
I'm a clothes cleaner
I couldn't stain clothes
If I tried

I thought clothes were more or less a dirty thing
Seems the more I tried the more I got

Ohh, dirt was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Dirt and stains
Haunted all my jeans

Then I saw her bleach
Now I'm a clothes cleaner
Not a trace
Of dirt on my clothes

I'm sterile
I'm a clothes cleaner
I couldn't stain clothes
If I tried

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