"The Pretzel Goes Down To Washington" by Mike & Cindi Mills

The pretzel went down to Washington
He was lookin' to make someone squeal
It wasn't his fault
But he had no salt
And he was lookin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man lookin' through the snacks to see what he's got
And the pretzel hopped up on the snack tray there and said
"Buddy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm the number one snack food
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you got some pretty mean snacks here, prez
But give the pretzel his due
I'll betcha right here that with out no beer
I can make your face turn blue"

The man said "My name's George
And it might be a sin
I'll take your bet, I will not falter
I'm the best that's ever been"

Georgie open your throat and try to swallow hard
The war is on, but the game is too
And you're the big dog in the yard
And if you win we'll put your favorite snacks here in this bowl
But if you lose the pretzel gets your soul

Now the pretzel was the twisted kind and he said
"I'll start this show"
And he hopped right down ole Georges throat
And he wiggled twice or so
The president felt his throat close up
And his ears began to hiss
Then he passed slam out and he hit his head
And it sounded something like this

Well the pretzel almost had him down
Like a dog there in the streets
But he dreamed that he was kissin' on Janet Reno
And quickly he blew beets

Bin Laden's in the middle east hidin' in a cave
Wanna turn him into a big blood stain
Don't let that pretzel kick your butt
Next time better try them mixed nuts

Well, the pretzel, he just laid there
'Cause he knew that he'd been beat
Besides he was stuck in a pile of puke
Right there at George's feet
George said, "Pretzel just come on back
If you ever want to try again
'Cause my dad told me
And I'm telling you
I'm the best that's ever been"

Bin Laden's in the middle east hidin' in a cave
Wanna turn him into a big blood stain
Don't let that pretzel kick your butt
Next time better try them mixed nuts



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