"Bakey, Flakey Tart" by Judy Harmon
- Parody Title : Bakey, Flakey Tart
- Original Song Title : Achey, Breaky Heart
- Original Artist Title : Billy Ray Cyrus
Deep pans of baked beans, I'll fry skillets of greens
You can guzzle down all of my brew
Chomp and crunch my chips, I'll make big bowls of dips
And I'll heat up that gallon of fish stew
Loaves of garlic bread, and tater tots instead
I'll get out some giant tins of sardines
Fifteen cans of Spam, and crock pots of candied yams
With summer sausage, cheeses and saltines
Just don't eat my tart
My bakey, flakey tart
I'm cravin' one more sugar hit
And if you eat that tart
My bakey, flakey tart
Don't know how dangerous I'll get
I'll grill T-bone steaks, deep fry thick salmon cakes
Shrimp egg rolls, pork fried rice and Chow Mein
Lasagna and tacos, chow down on all of those
'Cause if you eat that tart I'll go insane
Bacon, ham and eggs, extra crunchy chicken legs
I can stuff and nuke a turkey right away
Chili, onion rings, burgers, hot and spicy wings
Let's order large stuffed crust pizzas today
Just don't eat my tart
My bakey, flakey tart
I'm cravin' one more sugar hit
And if you eat that tart
My bakey, flakey tart
Don't know how dangerous I'll get
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