- Parody Title : Second Banana
- Original Song Title : Copa Cabana
- Original Artist Title : Barry Manilow
Won't see my face on your wanted posters
Osama gets all the press, right now I'm only second best
I do the leg work, he grabs the credit
A good team player he is not
Always hogs the TV spots
Barks orders day and night, he oughta do what's right
For years, I've been promised a big raise, oh, he's so da**ed tight
I'm Bin Laden's second banana
I'm rotting in Afghanistana
Yeah, Bin Laden's second banana
While he makes news, I'm out doin' interviews
I'm the second banana, now
(rotting...second banana)
I get the women that he gets tired of
Just once I'd like to get first pick, hand-me-downs make me so sick
He's got a big price on his big head, now
He makes me taste all his food first
Oh, you haven't heard the worst
I start up all his cars, while he stands back real far
When we golf with the terrorists, he lies about his par
I'm Bin Laden's second banana
I'm rotting in Afghanistana
Yeah, Bin Laden's second banana
Check mail for bombs, I've already lost both thumbs
I'm the second banana, now
Second...second banana...no recognition...that's why I'm bit**in'
He drives the cool cars, I drive a Yugo
Got money all over the world, my allowance makes me hurl
And when we're training, he's such a show-off
His clothes are always tailor made
Mine are stolen in our raids
And has he said one time, I've pulled off a great crime
Didn't mean to gripe quite so much, hey thank you for your time
I'm Bin Laden's second banana
Neglected in Afghanistana
Yeah, Bin Laden's second banana
When he's away, I'm mailing out resumes
Might be stuck now...but not for long
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