"Livin' La Vida Cookya" by Travis Barnes
- Parody Title : Livin' La Vida Cookya
- Original Song Title : Livin' La Vida Loca
- Original Artist Title : Ricky Martin
She's in the super kitchen
Ready to cook your soul
I got a new suspicion
This girl's gonna kill us all
She's into new sensations
Cooking meals by candlelight
She's got a weird fixation
For giving me a fight
She'll go and cut and your nose off
And serve you flour that is plain
And if you do not like that
Then she'll feed you horse's grain
So ya better not complain
Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida cookya
She'll feed you pig's snout
She's livin' la vida cookya
Her lips are going grey
And your skin well that's and entre
She'll cook you no doubt
She's livin' la vida cookya
She's livin' la vida cookya
Woke up in new york city
In a funky restaurant
Cooked my heart and she charged me money
What sneaky little stunt
She'll never serve you water
And makes you order french campagne
But if you like some water
Then its out into the rain
Mouth under a drain
Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida cookya
She'll feed you pig's snout
She's livin' la vida cookya
Her lips are going grey
And your skin well that's and entre
She'll cook you no doubt
She's livin' la vida cookya
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