"You Need A New Robe" by Judy Harmon

You need a new robe
Don't the dust get you down
One that makes you look real GQ
When all you boys go to town

You need a new robe
Somethin' different from white
One that makes women flock to you
When you hit clubs at night

One that won't make you look fat
Or show too much leg
One that won't show stains when you crack open a keg
Crack open that new keg

You need a new robe
Bullets can't shread
That works for a funeral
If you end up dead

You need a new robe
One you don't throw away
One you can curl up in all night
One you can hide out in all day

One that won't make you look fat
Or show too much leg
One that won't show stains when you crack open a keg
Crack open that new keg
Bust out a brew, Osama

You need a new robe
With ver-sa-til-i-ty
One that works when you're underground
One that works in the big city

You need a new robe
People should see
That you know how to look your best
When you're shown on TV

One that won't make you look fat
Or show too much leg
One that won't show stains when you crack open a keg
Crack open that new keg



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