"Howlin' Cat That Can't Stay Home" by Judy Harmon

Gotta sick little pet
Needta get to the vet
In rush hour traffic today
Between his carrier cage and this damned road rage
Gonna be in a shell-shocked way
I've made every kind of trip that a body can make
Today, wish I was alone
This trip's gonna kill me even 'fore the doc bills me
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home

(Howlin' Cat) I'm gonna need a handlful of Qualudes
(Cat) To help me get my psyche in the mood
(Cat) Have to change my attitude
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home

Tried to drown out the sounds of his high-pitched yowls with music
Loud as my ear drums could stand
Scannin' the dial every mile, but
Howlin' cat out-screeched the bands
Car's startin' to shake, please gimme a break
Oh, how I wish I could get stoned
Karma couldn't get worse than to suffer this curse
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home

(Howlin' Cat) I'm gonna need a handful of Qualudes
(Cat) To help me get my psyche in the mood
(Cat) Have to change my attitude
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home

If you see a car swerving from lane to lane, drivin'
Very erratically
With a driver lookin' like a Hells Angel on speed
You'll probably be lookin' at me
Though you'll never know why I'm actin' so
Unless you ever sit in this zone
Don't let your anger linger, put down your up-yours finger
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home

(Howlin' Cat) I'll gonna need a handful of Qualudes
(Cat) To help me get my psyche in the mood
(Cat) Have to change my attitude
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home
Got a howlin' cat that can't stay home



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