Polka Face

by Al Yankovic


Lyrics:

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Oh whoa oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read on my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read on my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
Hey

Womanizer, woman, womanizer
You're a womanizer, oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
(I, I) I know just what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front
(I, I) I know just what you are (are are)

You say I'm crazy
I've got your crazy
You're nothin' but a
Womanizer

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down, down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down
Hey

Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night (day and night)
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now

And I was like
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I thought you'd always be mine

So, so what
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you

And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright
I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry ChapStick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather
Stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone
Blame it on the a- a-a-a a-alcohol
Blame it on the a- a-a-a a-alcohol

Blame it on the vodka (hey)
Blame it on the henny (hey)
Blame it on the blue tap (hey)
Got you feeling dizzy (hey)
Blame it on the a- a-a-a a-alcohol
Blame it on the a- a-a-a a-alcohol

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday

It's like my iPod stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay-ay

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby are you down?

I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Till we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock
But the polka dont stop, no
Yodel-odel-lady-hoo
Yodel-odel-lady-hoo

P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
Mum mum mum mah
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
Oh no you can't read my...

P-p-polka face
Talkin' 'bout my polka face
P-p-p-polka face

Hey





Polka Face is the fifth (5th) song on the "Alpocalypse" album.

It is a medley of.... "Liechtensteiner Polka" by Edmund Koetscher, "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga, "Womanizer" by Britney Spears, "Right Round" by Flo Rida (featuring Ke$ha), "Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi, "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum, "Baby" by Justin Bieber (featuring Ludacris), "So What" by Pink, "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry, "Fireflies" by Owl City, "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx (featuring T-Pain), "Replay" by Iyaz, "Down" by Jay Sean (featuring Lil Wayne), "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz (featuring Ludacris), "The Tick Tock Polka" by Frankie Yankovic, "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha, and "Whatever's Left Over Polka" by Al Yankovic. with new music by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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