If I Could Make Love To A Bottle

by Al Yankovic


Lyrics:

If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you



If I Could Make Love To A Bottle is, as of yet, officially unreleased. It was originally performed live circa 1980-1984 and is a parody of "Time In A Bottle" by Jim Croce with original lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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