Green Eggs And Ham

by Al Yankovic


Lyrics:

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat

I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox

I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

Green Eggs and Ham
Green Eggs and Ham
Don't like Green Eggs and Ham



Green Eggs And Ham is, as of yet, officially unreleased. It was orignially preformed in food medleys as far back as 1994. It is a parody of "Numb" by U2 with lyrics from Dr. Seuss and an original mix by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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