Lyrics:
*inhale*
Beautiful tats all over my back
Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud
I got another tattoo, baby (yeah)
Another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo, ha)
No part of me's blank, I'm really ink-obsessed (yeah)
It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed (check it)
At every job interview, they're just so impressed (really?)
'Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest! (ha ha)
Over here is Clay Aiken
There's a side of bacon (huh)
And a Minotaur pillow fightin' with Satan (yes)
Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice skatin' (yah)
Wait... it's Ronald Regan
I've got these dragons (yo), I've got these dolphins (yo)
All inscribed on me indelibly (indelibly)
I've had bad reactions (yeah), bad infections (yeah)
Even Hepatitis C ('titis C)
My friends think that I need therapy (therapy)
Maybe some laser surgery (surgery)
For the flaming goat skull on my knee (knee), knee (knee), knee (hey)
Beautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)
And I've got some space here on the side of my face here (ha ha)
For another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
No, I'm not high (high), I'm really okay (okay)
I just love these scribbles (ha ha) that won't go away (yeah)
I've got another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
Yeah
Yes, there were a few I got from losin' a bet (bet bet bet)
I misspelled a word or two, still there's nothin' I regret ('gret 'gret 'gret)
My shoppin' trips are no sweat (sweat), there's never stuff I forget (forget)
Check out this rad Boba Fett - he's playin' clarinet! ('net)
Beautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)
And what the heck (ha ha), there's still some room on my neck (whah)
I'll get another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
I don't know why (why), but every day (day day)
Whenever folks see me, they just back away (woo)
I've got another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo, baby (nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo, babe, nuh-'nother tattoo)
Yeah
*lots of buzzing*
Owww! (d'uhh...)
Okay, right there by my elbow... y'see?
Yeah... I got a couple square inches left
Uh... maybe a squid or a tarantula or something?
I don't know, surprise me...
(D'ow! Mother f...!)
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