Nanofictionary - Cards People Would Like To See - Character

• Alien with a bad attitude, the
• Aliens, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Astronaut, the
• Barkeep, the
• Biker gang, the
• Birdbath that people always mistake for John, the (Submitted by Yair Oelbaum)
• Boy band, the
• Card shark, the
• Cat Burglar, the
• Cauliflower king of all gnomes, the
• Cop on the beat, the
• Court Jester, the
• Crazy gourmet chef, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Circus folk, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Clan of ninjas, the (Submitted by Anthony Brutcher)
• Clumsy terrorist, the (Submitted by Yair Oelbaum)
• Deranged ex-girlfriend, the (Submitted by Chris Kuhlow)
• Dinosaur who misses his friends, the
• Dungeons & Dragons fanatic, the
• Elvis impersonator, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Evil clowns, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Female teen pop singer, the
• Fisherman who always says "Arrrgh!", the
• Funeral director, the
• Gambling addict, the
• Game show host, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Gas station attendant, the
• Ghost of a movie star, the (Submitted by Todd Dawson)
• Goofy action hero, the (Submitted by Todd Dawson)
• Gorilla with a hat, the (Submitted by Anthony Brutcher)
• Gun collector, the
• Gunslinger, the
• Guy who always cheats at cards, the
• Guy who keeps getting killed in movies, the
• Guy who takes pictures of models, the
• Guy with greasy hair, the
• Hockey player, the
• Honest used car salesman, the
• Horror writer, the
• Hot dog vendor, the (Submitted by Anthony Brutcher)
• Human disuised as an alien, the
• International spy, the
• Jolly giant, the
• Junkyard dog, the
• Kid who never shuts up, the
• King of the mimes, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Man in black, the
• Man with a wig, the
• Man who can communicate with beasts, the
• Military tactician, the
• Miscreant, the
• Mortician, the
• Olympic athlete, the
• Outlaw hippopotamus, the
• Overprotective mother, the (Submitted by Chris Kuhlow)
• Pianist, the
• Prince, the
• Princess, the
• Professional athlete, the
• Professional wrestler, the
• Punk rocker with a mohawk, the
• Rabbit with amazing Kung-Fu skills, the (Submitted by Todd Dawson)
• Radioactive gardener, the
• Recording artist, the
• Reality TV contestant, the
• Religious leader, the
• Science-fiction writer, the
• Sheriff, the
• Siamese twins, the
• Soda-drinking polar bear, the
• Squirrel King, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Stoner, the (Submitted by Yair Oelbaum)
• Talk show host, the
• Telemarketers, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Three game designers, the
• Trash collector, the
• Trekkie, the
• TV repairman, the
• Unfrozen caveman, the (Submitted by Todd Dawson)
• Urban legend, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Used car dealer, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Vegas show girls, the (Submitted by Kyle Lewis)
• Vegetarian zombie, the (Submitted by Todd Dawson)
• Village idiot, the
• World-class chef, the
• World famous plastic surgeon, the

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