Apples To Apples - Expansion Set 2 - Red Apples (2000 Printing)

• A Bull Fight - Also known as "la fiesta brava" (the brave festival). A whole lot of bull..
• A Nine Iron - A golf club best used on short shots or large opponents.
• A School Cafeteria - Food fight!.
• Adam Sandler - 1966- , American comedian, film star, and Saturday Night Live alumnus. Genius or goofball - you make the call.
• AIDS - Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
• Amputations - "A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
• Angry Hornets - Who put the bees in their bonnets?.
• Anthony Hopkins - 1937- , British actor starred in The Elephant Man, Howard's End, and, of course, The Silence Of The Lambs. Knighted in 1992.
• Armed Robbery - You got your robbery, you armed robbery, your strong armed robbery, and, of course, the five finger discount.
• Assembly Lines - Faster. FASTER!
• Atlantis - Mythological city where the folks had that sinking feeling.
• Babies - Little bundles of joy ... and who needs sleep, anyway?
• Baked Beans - Add a little bacon, brown sugar and Beano!
• Bankruptcy - It'll be the debt of you.
• Bates Motel - The haunt of Alfred Hitchcock's psycho, Norman Bates ... and mother, of course ...
• Batman - How does Batman's mother call him home? "Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner - BATMAN!"
• Beauty And The Beast - A tale as old as time ... so Disney didn't have to pay royalties.
• Beer - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
• Beets - Beats Brussels sprout.
• Ben Stiller - 1965- , American actor, director, and funny guy of Reality Bites, Meet The Parents, and There's Something About Mary.
• Big Bang Theory - A cosmological theory for the origin of the universe. An explosive idea!
• Big Macs - T w o a l l b e e f p a t t i e s s p e c i a l s a u c e l e t t u c e c h e e s e p i c k l e s o n i o n s o n a s e s a m e s e e d b u n .
• Bill Murray - 1950- , American actor and comedian. The sardonic star of Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, and Stripes.
• Bingo - "There was a farmer, had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o ..."
• Black Velvet - Smooth, silky and sophisticated ... until you paint an Elvis on it.
• Board Games - Games have been played for thousands of years. Some games of Monopoly just SEEM that long.
• Body Odor - Over $1.6 billion is spent each year on antiperspirants in the United States. That stinks!
• Body Piercing - YOU STUCK WHAT? WHERE?
• Bottled Water - How much are you willing to pay for something you can get for free?
• Boxing - An ancient and honored sport - not just for boys anymore ...
• Boy Scouts - International organization for boys and young men founded in England in 1908, to foster character, citizenship and outdoor life.
• Boyfriends - "My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble." - The Angels
• Brains - Vital to human existence and mad scientists.
• Broadway - The New York theater district. "They say the neon lights shine bright on Broadway." -Barry Mann
• Bruce Willis - 1955- , Diehard American action movie star who has moonlighted on TV. He also starred in Pulp Fiction, Armageddon and The Sixth Sense.
• Bubble Gum - Crack it, snap it, pop it, and blow it!
• Cabbage - From the French word caboche, meaning "big head."
• Camping Trip - When you just have to get s'more nature.
• Cary Grant - 1904-86, British-born American actor known for his debonair manner. He can be found North by Northwest.
• Casablanca - The largest city in Morocco, and one heck of a good movie. "Here's looking at you, kid."
• Castles - Kings, queens, knights in shining armor, and little square hamburgers.
• Chickens - From the incubator to the rotisserie in 56 days.
• Chinatown - International travel, just around the corner.
• Choir Boys - They sound angelic, but ...
• Chorus Girls - Long legs and high kicks!
• Cigarette Burns - Another reason to give up smoking.
• Cleaning The Bathroom - It's your turn!
• Coconuts - "Put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up." -Harry Nillson
• Computer Hackers - We didn't mean to shut down the entire government ...
• Country Music - Encompassing styles such as western swing, honky-tonk, bluegrass, and rockabilly - and invariably, a pickup truck and a dog named "Bo."
• Crystal Balls - I see a Green Apple card in your future.
• Cuba - Island republic in the Caribbean, just south of Florida. Beans and rice never tasted so good.
• Danny DeVito - 1944- , American television, motion-picture actor, and director. Star of Taxi, Romancing The Stone, Twins, and Get Shorty.
• Dating - First stage of the human mating ritual.
• Daytime TV - Soap operas, game shows, talk shows and reruns ... is this a great country or what?
• Denzel Washington - 1954- , American actor known for his powerful roles in such movies as Cry Freedom, Malcolm X, and Mississippi Masala.
• Divorce - It's a trial separation that goes to trial.
• Doctors - Over twenty years of education and they're still "practicing" medicine?
• Driving Off A Cliff - It was either that or hire someone to do my takes.
• Earwigs - Nocturnal insects with abdominal pincers. Nothing to do with ears or wigs.
• Family Values - Often said but seldom understood.
• Feathers - Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
• Feminists - A political and social movement in support of selected women's causes.
• Flipper - American television dolphin of the 1960's ... like Lassie, only wetter.
• Forest Fires - "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." The heat is on!
• French Wines - The perfect complement to an overpriced meal.
• Fresh Water Pearls - String them along ...
• Fund Raising - Hello ... my name is Jonathan, would you like to buy some magazines, candy, fruit, pizza ... ?
• Gall Bladder - Where excess bile is stored. Stored for what, we don't know.
• Garrison Keillor - 1942- , American author and radio star. He shares the Midwest perspective with 2.6 million listeners each week on A Prairie Home Companion.
• Geishas - Japanese women training in traditional singing, dancing, and entertaining. Of course, you would never recognize them without all that make-up.
• Genetic Engineering - What DO you get when you cross a monkey with a potato?
• George Washington - 1732-99, First President of the United States. He chopped down a cherry tree to make false teeth, or something like that ...
• Ghost Towns - Population unknown.
• Gila Monsters - The largest, and only poisonous lizard found in the United States.
• Gingko Trees - An Asiatic tree, Gingko biloba, known for its fan shaped leaves. We can't remember what it's good for.
• Girlfriends - Girlfriend - let's talk!
• Glaciers - It'll be a cold day when we see THEM again ...
• Glazed Donuts - If you're going to be late, a box of donuts is great.
• Going To Church - Weddings, funerals, bazaars, and bingo!
• Gold Chains - The more, the better.
• Goldfish - The pet, the carnival prize, or the snack cracker.
• Grace Kelly - 1929-82, American film star of Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, and To Catch a Thief. Princess of Monaco; always elegant.
• Grass Skirts - Hula loves you, baby?
• Greenpeace - International organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life.
• Gym Teachers - "I am a Physical Education Teacher. Call me a gym teacher again and you can drop and give me ten!"
• Hair Transplants - Oh ... it looks so ... natural!
• Halloween - October 31, the eve of All Saints' Day, celebrated with costumes, treats, and scary stuff. Not just for kids any more!
• Hand Grenades - Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!
• HMOs - Heath Maintenance Organizations. Here's to your health ...
• Homeless Shelters - In the United States, nearly three-quarters of the help for the homeless comes from the private sector, mostly from church soup kitchens.
• Horseback Riding - WHOAAA!!!
• In A Coma - A deep, prolonged state of unconsciousness ... sometimes you just feel that way.
• India - The world's seventh largest country by area, but the second most populous, with one billion people.
• Indiana Jones - Fictional archeologist and action hero. Proof that a good hat and a big whip can take you a long, long way.
• Intellectuals - They think they're so smart ...
• Ireland - Island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. Known for its distinctive traditional dance and music.
• Israel - Located in southwest Asia, on the Mediterranean, the state of Israel was created by a 1948 UN mandate.
• Jamaica - Third largest island of the Greater Antilles of the West Indies, south of Cuba. Tropical climate, reggae music, and jerk cooking.
• Jennifer Lopez - 1970- , American singer and actor of Selena, Anaconda, and Money Train. The highest paid Latina in the film industry.
• Jimmy Stewart - 1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was.
• Jodie Foster - 1962- , American actor began her career on Mayberry, R.F.D. and went on to win Academy Awards for The Accused and Silence Of The Lambs.
• John Glenn - 1921- , The first U.S. astronaut to orbit the earth in 1962, and a U.S. Senator. Never too old to shoot for the moon!
• John Philip Sousa - 1854-1932, American bandmaster and composer of Stars and Stripes Forever. Known as "The March King."
• Judge Judy - Ms. Sheindlin presides over real-life cases on this TV courtroom show. "I'm the boss, applesauce!"
• Julia Roberts - 1967- , American actor and Pretty Woman. Also starred in My Best Friend's Wedding, The Pelican Brief, and Steel Magnolias.
• Junk Mail - Contests, credit card applications, solicitations and political ads.
• Jupiter - Story Problem: If one year on Jupiter equals 11.86 Earth years, and one day equals 9.92 Earth hours, how many Earth hours are there in a Jupiter year?
• Keanu Reeves - 1964- , American actor of Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix and Speed. Keanu means "cool breeze over the mountains."
• Kilts - If Mel Gibson can wear one, so can you.
• Large Mouth Bass - Oh, please, let it not sing ...
• Leaf Blowers - Toro, Toro, Toro!
• Lenin's Tomb - We'd love to visit Lenin's Tomb, but it's probably just another communist plot.
• Loan Sharks - As dangerous as "Jaws", but without the charisma.
• Local Police - They know who you are and they know where you live.
• Log Cabins - Among the many Americans born in log cabins were Preisdents Harrison, Lincoln, and Grant. Just pass the maple syrup.
• Looking For A Job - Will work for fool ...
• Los Angeles - LA LA Land.
• Madame Curie - 1867-1934, French chemist and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiation. Fun fact: A "curie" is a unit of radioactivity.
• Magic Tricks - "Nothin' up my sleeve ..." - Bullwinkle
• Manhattan - I'll take Manhattan!.
• Mardi Gras - Fat Tuesday marks the final day before the Christian fast of Lent, a 40-day period of self-denial and abstinence. SO LET'S PARTY!
• Meat Cleavers - No relation to Ward, June, or the Beaver ...
• Meg Ryan - 1961- , American actor and girl-next-door star of When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless In Seattle, and You've Got Mail.
• Men - REAL Men.
• Meryl Streep - 1949- , Consummate American actor, two-time Oscar winner and recipient of ten Academy Award nominations.
• Microsoft - A leading American software company. We'd say more but we don't want to monopolize your time ...
• Milk Duds - Chocolate and caramel candy balls. Tooth extractions at no extra charge!
• Motorcycles - The air in your hair and bugs in your teeth.
• Mudslides - Chocolate drink or natural disaster ... both occur frequently in California.
• Musicals - South Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ...
• My Friends - With friends like there, who needs enemies?
• Neil Simon - 1927- , American producer, playwright and screenwriter of The Odd Couple, California Suite, The Sunshine Boys, Biloxi Blues, and many more.
• Nicholas Cage - 1964- , American actor known for his edgy characters in Leaving Los Vegas, Raising Arizona, and Moonstruck.
• Noisy Neighbors - WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
• On-Line Shopping - Enter your credit card number now. This is a secure site ... Sure it is ...
• Oral Surgery - You said a mouthful.
• Pirates - "Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me ..." - Pirates of the Caribbean
• Plane Crashes - Statistically safer than driving ... unless you crash.
• Poodles - The only breed that is better groomed than their owners.
• Popcorn - Air poppers are for air heads ... I say bring on the butter!
• Porsche Boxster - A two-seat, six cylinder roadster - elegant design and superior drivability. Available in "guards red," "speed yellow," black, and white.
• Prince Charming - The perfect man ... mythical, of course.
• Psychiatrists - "And how do you feel about that?"
• Pushups - Exercises, a type of bra, or the ice cream treat.
• Pyramids - Built by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme.
• Ragweed - A weed of the genus Ambrosia. Nothing to sneeze at.
• Red Raspberries - Worth a few scratches.
• Richard Nixon - 1913-94, 37th President of the United States and the only president to have resigned from office. At least that's what the tapes say ...
• Robert DeNiro - 1943- , Pre-eminent American actor who earned Academy Awards for The Godfather II and Raging Bull. "Are you looking at me?"
• Rock And Roll -It's here to stay!
• Rolling The Car - You'll flip for this one ...
• Roman Numerals - There's a I in VII chance you'll know them.
• Romeo And Juliet - William Shakespeare's best known play, written in 1595. Youthful love and hasty temperaments.
• Rubber Gloves - Just in case ...
• Salads - Lettuce not knock the vegetarians.
• Salsa Dancing - Popular form of Latin American dance. A little jazz, a little blues, a touch of rock and lots of heat.
• Salvador Dali - 1904-1989, Spanish artist best known for his dream imagery and surrealism, including the limp watches in The Persistence of Memory.
• Samuel L. Jackson - 1948- , forceful American actor of Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and The Negotiator.
• Schindler's List - 1993 Steven Spielberg film. Powerful real-life story of a Catholic businessman who eventually saved over 1000 Jews in Nazi Poland.
• Silly Putty - It's putty in your hands!
• Skunks - Black and white striped mammals known for their offensive smelling defensive spray.
• Smithsonian Institution - Located in Washington, D.C., the largest museum complex in the world. Wouldn't that be a great garage sale?
• Social Security - American program designed to provide income and services in the event of retirement, sickness, disability, death or unemployment.
• South Park - Highly-rated, highly offensive animated cartoon series. "Oh my God! We killed Kenny!"
• Soy Sauce - A brewed seasoning made from soybeans, wheat, and salt.
• Spilled Milk - Got milk? WHOOPS! Apparently not ...
• Sport Utility Vehicles - Need new tires?
• Sports Channels - Any team, any time.
• Star Fruit - Looks like plastic, tastes like lemons.
• State Fair - Aw, gee whiz, a blue ribbon for Bessie!
• Steak And Potatoes - Hot off the grill!
• Strawberry Shortcake - Summertime and the eating is easy ...
• Stubbed Toes - It'll feel better when it quits hurting.
• Stunt People - When you need someone to take the fall.
• Supermodels - Long legs, big bucks.
• Sushi - Who would ever have guessed that raw fish could be so fashionable?
• Swiss Cheese - Guess it comes from holey cows ...
• Talk Radio - Talk about air pollution.
• Telling The Truth - "There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths and there are made-up truths." -Marion Barry, ex-mayor of Washington, D.C.
• The CIA - The Central Intelligence Agency is responsible for keeping the U.S. government informed of foreign actions affecting the nation's interest.
• The Far Left - They get high Marx from some.
• The Far Right - Far right for some and far wrong for others.
• The Internet - Computer-based worldwide information network, and global shopping market.
• The Old Man And The Sea - Ernest Hemingway's classic novel - fishing, hunger, fishing, personal loss, fishing, torment, fishing ...
• The Super Bowl - Who needs another national holiday?
• The Three Tenors - Opera stars Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti began recording as The Three Tenors in 1990.
• The Vietnam Memorial - "The Wall," built in 1982, was designed by 21-year-old architecture student, Maya Lin.
• The Williams Sisters - Venus, 1980- , and Serena, 1981 - , Williams, American tennis champs. One great sister act.
• Ticks - All ticks are bloodsucking parasites, but not all bloodsucking parasites are ticks.
• Tiger Woods - 1975- , American star of the golf circuit. Known for his athletic skill, and youthful, classic style.
• Tobacco Companies - Who says tobacco's not addictive? THEY can't give it up ...
• Tom Cruise - American actor and heartthrob. It looked like Risky Business early on, but by 1986 he was Top Gun.
• Tom Hanks - 1956- , American actor and star of such varied films as Big, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, and Saving Private Ryan.
• Trailer Parks - Also known as tornado magnets.
• Trampolines - Trampolines and tumbling nets have been used in circuses since the 18th century. Despite slumps in popularity, they always seem to bounce back!
• United Nations - The UN was founded in 1945, after World War II ended. Its mission is to maintain world peace. If we ever achieve it, that is ...
• Vacations - "Vacation, all I ever wanted, Vacation, had to get away ..." -Go-Go's
• Vampires - Legendary bloodsucking monsters.
• Victorian England - An era characterized by moral severity and pompous conservatism.
• Vietnam, 1968 - More than 30,000 Americans had been killed in the Vietnam War by the end of 1968.
• Vincent Van Gogh - 1853-90, Dutch post-impressionist painter known for dramatic sunflowers and self-portraits. Only one of his paintings sold during his lifetime.
• Violins - It's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing.
• VW Beetles - The prototype for the original VW Beetle was developed in 1934, and production begin in 1945. Functional, yet so fashionable.
• Waco, Texas - Texas city near where a 51-day standoff between law-enforcement officials and members of the Branch Davidians occurred in 1993.
• Warts - Small, benign, circumscribed tumors of the outer layer of the skin. Warts and all!
• Water Parks - I'll take the Lazy River.
• Waterfalls - "Don't go chasing waterfalls..." -TLC
• Watermelons - Pardeeville, WI - home of the Watermelon Seed-Spitting & Speed-Eating Championship. The record is 2.5 lbs. of melon eaten in 3.5 seconds.
• Wheel Of Fortune - American TV game show, BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!.
• Wine Tasting - Spit or swallow?
• Women - REAL Women.
• Woody Allen - 1935- , American comedian, actor and director, of Bananas, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, and lots of New York Stories.
• X-Rays - X-Rays were discovered in 1895 by the German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen. Now if they could just get those X-ray glasses down.

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