Apples To Apples - Basic Set - Red Apples - 2001 Changes
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- Dennis Rodman - 1961- , American professional basketball player and full-time human oddity.
- George W. Bush - 1946- , 43rd president of the United States. The second time ever that the son of a former president was elected to the office.
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- A Cheap Motel - No extra charge for the cockroaches.
- A Cheap Motel - No charge for the cockroaches.
- A Locker Room - Insert Superbowl postgame show or "Porky's" clip here.
- A Locker Room - Steamy atmosphere ... bawdy humor ... sweaty bodies ... HEY! Sounds like Cable TV!
- Abraham Lincoln - 1809-65, 16th US president, led the Union to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. Was assassinated for his efforts.
- Abraham Lincoln - 1809-65, 16th U.S. president, led the Union to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. Was assassinated for his efforts.
- Adolph Hitler - 1889-1945, turned Germany into a military dictatorship, caused the slaughter of millions and launched World War II.
- Adolph Hitler - 1889-1945, turned Germany into a militarized dictatorship, caused the slaughter of millions and launched World War II.
- Albert Einstein - 1879-1855, German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate, created theories of relativity.
- Albert Einstein - 1879-1855, German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate who created theories of relativity. Nice hair.
- Anne Frank - 1929-45, German Jewish girl whose diary told of her family's hiding from the Nazis. She died in a concentration camp.
- Anne Frank - 1929-45, German Jewish girl who wrote in her diary about her family hiding from the Nazis. She died in a concentration camp.
- Bad Dogs - Bad dog, bad dog, what'cha gonna do?
- Bad Dogs - Bad dog, bad dog. What'cha gonna do?
- Bill Clinton - 1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States. Just ask Monica Lewinsky
- Bill Clinton - 1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States.
- Cinco de Mayo - Mexican Independence Day: the Fifth of May. !Vamos a celebrar!
- Cinco de Mayo - Marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla, in 1862.
- Emily Dickinson - 1830-86, American poet, whose lyrics are psychologically astute treatments of love, death, and immortality. Take that.
- Emily Dickinson - 1830-86, American poet, whose lyrics are psychologically astute treatments of love, death, and immortality. So there.
- Gravity - 1684: The law of gravitation was formulated by English physicist Sir Isaac Newton, who recognized the gravity of the situation.
- Gravity - In 1684, the law of gravitation was formulated by English physicist Sir Isaac Newton, who recognized the gravity of the situation.
- Hillary Rodham Clinton - 1947- , American First Lady, lawyer, and ever-suffering wife of US presiden Bill Clinton.
- Hillary Rodham Clinton - 1947- , New York Senator, lawyer, and former American First Lady.
- Hollywood - Motion picture and television industry center of the world. There are also reasons to like it.
- Hollywood - Motion picture and television industry center of the world. There are also reasons to like it. Hooray for Hollywood!
- Homer Simpson - Fictional cartoon character created by Matt Groening. Father knows least. D'oh!
- Homer Simpson - Fictional cartoon character created by Matt Groening. D'oh!
- Humphrey Bogart - 1899-1957, American film actor, starring in such classics as "The Maltese Falcon", and "Casalanca".
- Humphrey Bogart - 1899-1957, American film actor, starring in such classics as "The Maltese Falcon", and "Casalanca". "Here's looking at you, kid."
- Icebergs - May reach 300 to 500 feet above the sea's surface. Ask RMS Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water.
- Icebergs - May reach 300 to 500 feet above the sea's surface. Ask the captain of the Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water.
- Italy - A European Republic. The capital city is Rome.
- Italy - A European Republic, shaped like a boot - a very fashionable boot.
- Japan - An Asian constitutional monarchy. The capital city is Tokyo, when it's not being ravaged by atomic monsters.
- Japan - An Asian constitutional monarchy. The capital city is Tokyo. Let's see ... sushi, Godzilla, earthquakes ...
- Katherine Hepburn - 1909- , American actor and winner of four Academy Awards, starred in such classics as "The African Queen.
- Katherine Hepburn - 1909- , American actor and winner of four Academy Awards, starred in such classics as "The African Queen."
- Las Vegas - Incorporated as a city in 1911, the first casino opened in Las Vegas in 1946.
- Las Vegas - Incorporated as a city in 1911, the first casino opened in Las Vegas in 1946. Los Vegas ... or it that Lost Wages?"
- Machine Guns - Metal-cased fixed ammunition, developed during the American Civil War, made the machine gun a deadly instrument of war.
- Machine Guns - Automatic, rapid-fire, repeating weapons. The Gatling gun was used as early as the American Civil War.
- Mahatma Ghandi - 1869-1948, Indian leader and philosopher. Preached nonviolence. Was assassinated for his efforts.
- Mahatma Gandhi - 1869-1948, Indian leader and philosopher who preached nonviolence. Was assassinated for his efforts.
- Mark Twain - 1835-1910, American writer and humorist, is best known for the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberrk Finn."
- Mark Twain - 1835-1910, American writer and humorist, is best known for the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberrk Finn.
- Milk - Where's your white moustache?
- Milk - Three glasses a day will give you ... the gratitude of the dairy industry.
- Rain - "When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads; they might as well be dead" -The Beatles
- Rain - "When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads; they might as well be dead." -The Beatles
- Remote Controls - The world's handiest invention. Now if you could only find it.
- Remote Controls - The world's handiest invention. That is, if you can find it.
- Republicans - A US political party symbolized by an elephant ... and don't forget it!
- Republicans - A U.S. political party symbolized by an elephant ... and don't forget it!
- Scene Of The Crime - It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the blue stained dress ...
- Scene Of The Crime - It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.
- The 21st Century - Warning: this game is not year 2000 compatible. It may crash at any ti ##353h he12 #@@# @883 ... ...
- The 21st Century - The future is NOW!
- The Electric Chair - In US prisons, an alternating current of about 2000 volts is used for electrocution.
- The Electric Chair - In U.S. prisons, an alternating current of about 2000 volts is used for electrocution.
- The Marx Brothers - Chico, Harpo, Groucho and sometimes Zeppo. 1930s films include "Animal Crackers" and "Duck Soup." "... Why a duck?"
- The Marx Brothers - Chico, Harpo, Groucho and sometimes Zeppo. 1930s films include "Animal Crackers" and "Duck Soup." "Why a duck?"
- The Mississippi River - The Algonquin words "Misi sipi" mean "big river." What's Algonquin for "understatement"?
- The Mississippi River - The Algonquin words "Misi sipi" mean "big river." What's Algonquin for "muddy"?
- The Universe - Everything. The big "It." Huge. Massive. Bigger even than Madonna's ego. That's right. THAT big.
- The Universe - Everything. The big "It." Huge. Massive. THAT big.
- Underwear - "Jockeys or briefs, Mr. President?"
- Underwear - "Let's keep this brief."
- Wall Street - The financial center of the US. See also: rollercoaster.
- Wall Street - The financial center of the U.S. See also: rollercoaster.
- Whoopie Goldberg - 1950- , American actor and comedian. Starred in such movies as "Ghost", which earned her an Academy Award ... Whoopie.
- Whoopie Goldberg - 1950- , American actor and comedian. Starred in such movies as "Ghost", which earned her an Academy Award ... Whoopee.
- Will Smith - 1968- , Successful American rap star, TV star and wildly successful motion picture star. He's got it all. We hate him
- Will Smith - 1968- , Successful American rap star, TV star and wildly successful motion picture star. He's got it all. We hate him.
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