A Mismatch Made In Hell

by John Forster


Lyrics:

I was a reckloose
She was an extrovert
I was the jealous type
She was an awful flirt

She was an artist
I was a critic
She was Hassidic
I was anti-semitic

You wouldn't think our future looked that bright
You wouldn't think it, and you'd be right

It was a hopeless nightmare from the git
Whatever I was, she was the opposite
I don't know why she picked me
I don't know why I fell
I only know that this match, it was a mismatch made in hell

I was a massochist
And she was too
We'd be all dressed up
Noone to turn the screw

I was a Virgo
She was a Leo
I was a retro
She was a neo

I was a tightwad
She was a spending spree
I was a leg man
She was an amputee

As anyone with half a brain could tell
This bowl of jello, it wasn't gonna gel
Fiasco meant disaster, catastrophe befell
There's no explaining this match
It was a mismatch made in hell

(two whipping sounds)
More!
More!
Sorry
Please!
Forget it!

Her boddy rippled
Mine was a little plump
Hers was a temple
Mine was a toxic dump

She was a thinker
I was a drinker
She was a sweetie
I was a stinker

A truly cold and steeley slab of rock
She was a touchy-feely birkenstock

They always say that opposites attract
They always say it, that's cause it's a fact
We're still chained together, two prisoners one cell
There's no excape from this match
We're in a mismatch made in hell

We're still chained together, two prisoners one cell
There's no excape from this match
We're in a mismatch made in hell

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A Mismatch Made In Hell is the eighth (8th) song on the "Helium" album. It is an original song by John Forster.

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