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NOTE : Lyrics in italics indicate a higher singing voice
NOTE : Lyrics in bold indicate the "appearance" of many voices
Lyrics:
Cocain Bill and Morphine Sue
Get out the way, here come Helium Hue
Helium *whisp of air*
Runnin' 'round my brain
A ten buck bottle on the street
Will getcha 'bout a hundred fifty cubic feet *whisp of air*
Of helium
Runnin' 'round my brin
*whisp of air* I'm all through with blow and boo
Bourbon, cigarettes, and airplane glue
I no longer waste my breath
Cryin' "give me librium or give me death"
*whisping of air begins and voice starts rising*
Breath it in and up you go
Nice and slow
When you're done
*whisping of air ends and voice starts lowering*
Down you come
'Cause helium
Is really unbelievable stuff
Float in space
Your minds are blank
The only pressure
Is in the tank
Nothing can upset this tranquil moo oo-oo oo-ood
Take it
*sounds of raising and lowering kazoos*
Mon Senior James says all his monks
Got helium hoses up in their bunks
(monks chanting)
*more kazoos*
Crack is bad and smack is bad and so is LSD
And I vaguely recall that pot screws up your memory
So when I die, oh please don't skimp(sp?)
Bury my body in the Goodyear blimp
*whisp of air* I've got to get to have that helium
Runnin' 'round my brain
*whisping of air begins and voice starts rising*
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
*the sounds of dogs barking*
*voice is lowering* Helium
Helium
Down I come
Helium
Kids, don't try this at home
There's no such thing as a safe drug
If you find yourself at a birthday party
And your friends are doing balloons
Just say "no"
*voice raising* Up I go
Up I go
Up I go
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